The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (March 8-14)

My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, is it because you’re fat ? Now I’m crying for two reasons.

— Clare (@Clarabell045788) March 10, 2025

My two-year-old woke us all up at 3am and then just told me, “stop doing your face” so things are going well here

— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) March 13, 2025

the baby said “gaga” today… kind of on the nose

— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) March 11, 2025

Today my kids came to the conclusion I was older than them. I asked them to guess my age and they said 10. Exactly son. Come correct! pic.twitter.com/wglrjv29Q0

— Knight (@knightsglow) March 12, 2025

When I try to swear less in front of my kids pic.twitter.com/E22eG6oms8

— meghan (@deloisivete) March 13, 2025

My daughter told me that she loves animals, but not enough to not eat meat

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 12, 2025

Just used a burp cloth as my own personal napkin for dinner. Parenthood is going really well.

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) March 12, 2025

My kid: Mom.
Me: Yeah?
Kid. Mom.
Me: Yeah honey.
Kid: … Mom.
Me: Yes??
Kid: Mom.
ME: WHAT?!?
Kid: .… that’s not a kind way to speak to someone.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) March 12, 2025

*tells my kids to do something*

Kids: Ugh, stop reminding us. We know! You’ve told us a hundred times!

*later, asks kids if they did what I asked*

Kids: You never told us to do that.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) March 13, 2025

10 yr old: Where do babies come from

Me: I’ll tell you in a few years

10 yr old: Hey, who ate my ice cream

Me: When a man and a woman…

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) March 12, 2025

My MIL asked when I was making her another grandchild so I dropped my daughter off with her tap shoes and recorder.

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 8, 2025

My kids unravel toilet paper like they’re giving the big wheel a mighty spin on The Price is Right.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 11, 2025