The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (March 8-14)

The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.

Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
– did i act ok
– was i cool
– was i fun
– did you have fun
– did i do anything wrong

— vivi (@mooncatvivi) March 10, 2025

the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) March 11, 2025

doing reverse pomodoro where i work for 5 minutes and then spend 25 minutes looking at sunglasses online

— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) March 13, 2025

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taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

— indi (@indagho) March 10, 2025

my friend said she can’t hangout this week bc she just gave birth??? you’ve known the baby 1 day and me 12 years but ok

— Redd (@ReddCinema) March 10, 2025

my mom has this set of pretty ceramic dishes and one day i asked where they were from because we’d had them for my whole life and i liked them. she told me she strategically stole 8 of them over the course of multiple years from her favorite restaurant

— latke (@latkedelrey) March 12, 2025

my dumbest trait is that sometimes, if I’m, say, eating a quesadilla, I’ll just throw “quesadilla” into twitter search. Want to see what others are saying

— Lauren Wilford (@lauren_wilford) March 13, 2025

this is literally humiliating. i cannot be seen in public carrying this. do not lookie lookie at me pic.twitter.com/1Kc6CmApWv

— kitzy pie🐾 5 (@kitzox_) March 9, 2025

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my friends didn’t coordinate and i ended up with two cakes at my birthday party this year. i was so excited i was a complete blur in every photo pic.twitter.com/YnNvRb9B7P

— trash jones (@jzux) March 10, 2025

kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 11, 2025

Why hasn’t lululemon created a bra-line named lulumelons

— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) March 9, 2025

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Me: sometimes I worry I’m wasting my 20s

My husband: you are 33

— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 11, 2025

Just heard my neighbour say to her Pomeranian “I am not fucking doing this with you right now”

— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) March 11, 2025

if i wore these would u think i was flexing my lesbianism or my dunkin rewards points pic.twitter.com/JJCwk2YZCh

— jac (@jackiexshauna) March 11, 2025