20 Of The Funniest Posts About Married Life (March 3-10)

Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, the married people on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life.

Every week, we round up the funniest marriage posts on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

“As much as we try, we are not the same.” I say to my husband as I watch him put ketchup on his gravy.

— tera-cotta (@notincharge7) March 6, 2025

@sixfootcandy.bsky.social/Bluesky

My husband said he’d chased the cat earlier.

Me: You never chase me like that

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) March 7, 2025

My MIL asked when I was making her another grandchild so I dropped my daughter off with her tap shoes and recorder.

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 8, 2025

@andyrichter.co/Bluesky

My love language is long exasperated sighs.

— yeah ok (@poutinesmoothie) March 8, 2025

@theciscokidder.bsky.social/Bluesky

@henpecked_hal/Threads

Chaotic text I received from my husband at 4:15 am today. pic.twitter.com/hY2JxO3DpM

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) March 9, 2025

@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social/Bluesky

My husband will do anything for me, but he draws a hard line when I ask him to look in my handbag.

— Darla (@ddsmidt) March 10, 2025

@cornjerker78.bsky.social/Bluesky

For international women’s day I’m going to celebrate by finding that ketchup bottle in the fridge myself.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 8, 2025

@uncleduke1969.bsky.social/Bluesky

“Long story short” is still the unabridged version when it comes to my husband.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) March 8, 2025

Me: You happy that we are out alone today, no kids?

My wife: We’re at the ER.

Me: Oh sure, dwell on the negatives.

— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) March 7, 2025

My husband asked me what was for dinner & I said ‘reservations’ because no one warned me I’d be in charge of meals until I die.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 8, 2025

@jgregg_jonathan/Threads

I really wondered what I would do with myself while my husband is out of town on a work trip and it turns out it is making an entire tray of deviled eggs and eating them.

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) March 7, 2025

Someone needs to inform my husband that responding ” K.” To a text message is the same as filing for divorce.

— MELapalooza 🐈⚽️🎶🍾 (@MELisCrazyInAZ) March 3, 2025

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