The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. And although the platform has rebranded as X, their humor lives on.
Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
me as a detective: ok wait omg
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) January 5, 2025
your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics
— via (@atrophicbtrfly) January 6, 2025
new screenshot to guilt your friends with just dropped pic.twitter.com/4OmCjmSYcI
— macy (@macyagilliam) January 6, 2025
my 92 year old grandmother during my birthday lunch: you know who I think is very handsome? that murderer boy
— father john mitski 🐝 (@readyamyefire) January 4, 2025
I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) January 7, 2025
Whenever someone tells me they used ChatGPT pic.twitter.com/XNwJnW68dc
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) January 5, 2025
nobody:
my mom: i just think it should be against the law to serve people iceberg lettuce and call it a “mixed green salad”
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) January 5, 2025
I’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine 😭
— ✨💲 (@Stunnianna) January 6, 2025
If I was the inventor of healing I would have made it linear I can tell you that much
— mariana (@pastapilled) January 7, 2025
A friend just sent this and I’m dying. 😂 pic.twitter.com/gBGq0dwaSh
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) January 5, 2025
we watched muppet treasure island last night and I just asked my husband what muppet movie he wanted to watch tonight and he was like “I don’t know how to break this to you but I don’t love the muppets like you do”
— 🍂 stick 🍂 (@briggityboppity) January 4, 2025
bitches be calling anything mid century modern on marketplace baby that’s ikea
— summer (@pisto1whipper) January 6, 2025
Embarrassing moments of celebrities caught on camera, a thread 🧵:
1. Usher thinking he was gonna be edited to be at the center pic.twitter.com/KTTWzyWauR
— 👑 (@kodstrangeer) January 4, 2025
no babe your income is perfect. the big ones scare me
— JORDY (@shordiijordii) January 7, 2025
Today I told the “why is six afraid of seven” joke to a class of first graders who had either never heard it, or just suddenly understood it. Three kids literally fell out of their chairs and rolled on the floor. Apex moment, never topping it.
— Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll (@TeacherOnTopic) January 9, 2025
No bigger liar than a washing machine. The way this one minute will last for 25 years of your life and even longer if you’re in a rush pic.twitter.com/hE83X0WWCg
— anxiety chronic, ass iconic (@lambrinimami) January 7, 2025
Yall ever look at a gofundme page and be like damn who sent $2500
— t. (@t_sadiity) January 5, 2025
not impressed by ppl with limited screen times. What’s impressive is spending 7 hours a day on Instagram looking at hotter, more successful people and still finding the strength to go on & do it all again tomorrow. that’s what grit & resilience is.
— Amelia Ritthaler (@ameliaritt) January 7, 2025
Not to sound like Theatre Kid Tumblr, but this looks like fan art of Elphaba and Galinda after they’ve been married for 40 years and are wearing each other’s clothes. pic.twitter.com/GCzKx9sTBY
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) January 4, 2025
everyone on this flight out of Philly was relying on the guy who shelled out for in flight wifi to periodically announce the score on the eagles game like the town crier in a midsized medieval village
— Victoria (@fakehockeyteam) January 5, 2025
I did 1 workout. Am I fit now plz
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) January 4, 2025
The fall out is going to be worse than a Miami girls trip. https://t.co/vsvb7NOWzX
— AUNT RUCKUS (@GI4GIA) January 6, 2025
her managing to find the one shot taken while kylie was taking a bathroom break is taking me out…true dedication https://t.co/isuclysKd6
— cam (@ctaylorverse) January 6, 2025
“AND ANOTHER THING”
~me, 2 days after the end of an argument
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) January 4, 2025
I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 5, 2025
Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.
— Cali (@calidaysay) January 7, 2025
(dying on a hill) This is nice
— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) January 4, 2025
my dad’s bird feeder takes pictures. this is really important. pic.twitter.com/8v8dTOq1f0
— audrey horne apologist (@sedm1kr4sky) January 7, 2025
Coughing fit = ab workout
— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) January 5, 2025
Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want their shirt to catch on a door handle
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 7, 2025
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everyone’s afraid of real swag pic.twitter.com/wNmJV2CJBq
— zoë (@zoe_alliyah) January 6, 2025
the secret to happiness is buying stuff ! that or gratitude. i can’t rly remember which but i know it’s definitely one of those two
— chase (@_chase_____) January 4, 2025
an employed person on the clock can out-tweet anyone
— lina (@evermoresivy) January 6, 2025