22 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (Sept. 21-27)

My dog just ate a full bowl of her food then went upstairs to grandma and started shaking like an orphan from a Dickens’ novel until she received cheese. Working the system.

— Chef Reactions (@ChefReactions) September 25, 2024

in berlin i stayed in this swedish woman’s apartment and she had a dog named vilma that looked just like this. vilma would bark at me whenever i changed my headwear (“she thinks you’re a new person”) https://t.co/g2E4RqEPfk

— no (@zedonarrival) September 23, 2024

he just wants someone to love & love him unconditionally in return.😭 pic.twitter.com/ljwdUNhZWf

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) September 25, 2024

Why did I just have a teary-eyed conversation with my dogs in which I explained to them in complex full sentences that just because we brought a baby home it doesn’t mean I love them any less like in the infamous Greek tragedy Lady and the Tramp

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) September 25, 2024

I like this one better https://t.co/F7WNmv4gVJpic.twitter.com/oJB6J0qUSn

— ｋ (@lawfulspice) September 21, 2024

My best friend is out of town, and she venmoed us $100 to take her dog out for lunch on his 10th adoptaversary. pic.twitter.com/ELvy6ns6DL

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) September 21, 2024

how long does it take a kitten to outgrow the “sudden murderer” phase

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) September 21, 2024

no disrespect to this beautiful cat. but she did not paint this https://t.co/duYMbUPNki

— sara hinkley (@boneysoups) September 25, 2024

Dog politely drops hints that he’s interested in walking..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/9Orfhjqnh5

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 25, 2024

Dog’s confession but adopted a full pedigree “failed” Border Collie sheepdog from a farm. Took him to sister-in-law’s place who had a footstool made of real sheep’s wool. Turns out reason he’s a “failed” sheepdog is coz he’s scared of sheep. Apparently even sheep’s wool is scary

— Fesshole (@fesshole) September 24, 2024

Her cat won’t stop stealing from people 😭 pic.twitter.com/2pXHEt2LA5

— Why you should love animals (@animals_twts) September 27, 2024

Her name is dinkle and she is a fierce hunter pic.twitter.com/u30RMUpxBu

— super goober (@supergoober69) September 22, 2024

Sometimes I’ll come up with a banger name for a cat then be sad I don’t have an extra cat lying around

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) September 21, 2024

when a girl shows me her bf that’s into fashion this is genuinely what I see https://t.co/AAlL0YqqBu

— stella (@yoonogy) September 24, 2024

Cat got overstimulated and chomped onto my leg and my wife shook her head and said “She’s been watching too many Moo Deng videos.”

— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) September 25, 2024

The most precious boy pic.twitter.com/7FOIHACaCT

— Women Posting W’s (@womenpostingws) September 27, 2024

if the term “best” is flexible enough to include “deranged” then sure, here you go https://t.co/uNfyiHWDk7pic.twitter.com/nYIvKxY9dM

— Cherie Priest, Allegedly (@cmpriest) September 24, 2024

Unbelievable. We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in tiny house dragons. It’s really not that hard. Thank you… 12/10 pic.twitter.com/lCdjp5dOqn

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 24, 2024

Cereal anyone? pic.twitter.com/LMvLrsB4fl

— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) September 25, 2024

Get a dog, they said. It’ll be fun, they said..😅😭 pic.twitter.com/mLlLKiksYw

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) September 25, 2024

The last thing bugs see in our house… pic.twitter.com/Fbe4dIcBwB

— Cole & Marmalade (@ColeTheBlackCat) September 24, 2024